Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!
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Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!
ubani owakho?
Mmusi Maimane born 6 June 1980
Julius Malema born 3 March 1981
Floyd Shivambu born 1 January 1983
Mbuyiseni Ndlozi born 9 May 1985
Wena lokhe uhlezi uthi umelele ukuthi abadala bakulungisele izinto bona abafana be age yakho belungisa izinto just next door
Sebenza ube nokwakho uyeke ukusongela abantu uthi, “Kophela Sofana”
I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!
Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena
Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least
Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:👩💻besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:💔😾who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 😔
Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?
Noma ngihamba esigodini sama likes amancane angikusabi uku poster!
Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile
Yenzani iTV kubantu abashadile ekamelweni. Cos kumele engabe kuphela amacala bajola 9/9.iTV eyalabo memomkhu abalahlekelwa abakhwenyana, ingekho nabo into abangayenza. Ingakho sebajola noZalo abanye bashada ne Generations:The Legacy.
Hau ishwa phela leli, noma ngithi ibhadi elikhethelwe mina nje today.Haiybo….kanti uJanuary unjani, kusawukweyisa noma ukuxakeka lokhu, nangu umfana ezongidayisela ikati.Ngithi ngiyabonga bhuti wami,asinawo amagundwane layikhaya, uthi “pls lithathe ngizowaletha ntambama….”amagundwane”….
Uthi usahlezi kamnandi no bbe wakho epakini usamxoxela ngendlela ongakaze uthande umuntu ngakhona, qham thushu imbuzi Inibuke emehlweni. Kuvele kucace ukuthi lembuzi iyasho Nje ukuthi weeeh bonke baqala kanjena😏
Kuyiqiniso ukuthi ukuba iShangane is a disease.
Uqala umncane uyiShangane ukhule ube iVenda.
After tht ube iNigerian.
Lento Yama suprise iyangicika ngoba umuntu ukukhokhelela ibhasi ungazi bese ekuvala amehlo uzitshele ukuthi I suprise Kanti uyofakwa ebhasini Eliya kwaba zali bakho e goli