Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel
Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂
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Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel
Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂
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-Abemuhle uBobo akhohlwe ukuthy unentsila😂
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Umfundisi uyazihambela nje edlula e Police Station, abone ipholisa elihleli egedini lifunda ibhayibhili amangale ukuthi amapholisa lawo ayabala ibhayibhili . Asondele umfundisi athi kahle ngibuze nje umbuzo odakiweyo athi ‘ ngubani owabulala omunye phakathi kuka Cain lo Abel ? Umpholisa aphendule athi angazi ngena phakathi uzabona u constable ohlezi phakathi nguye obona ngeze murder , mina ngiku traffic .
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Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…
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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.
What are your thoughts,
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Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. 😚 Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.
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Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele
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Muntu atsi ufisa kulala angavuki ngatsi so ready kuya e sihogweni
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Ngithi ngizolwa nomuntu wavele wangikhiphela amehlo nje angaz noma ngiybalekele yin lenyoka manje
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Cabanga nje uBae uphezu kwakho
“dluvu”
iStina Sombhede
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Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.
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Umuntu kuthiwe uzoba isikhulumi emngxwabeni Abe busy nokuminyana notshwala, athi ubamba isibindi.Mase efika kwiMic uyachiphiza, ateteme aze ahayize kanti udakiwe.
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Whites: I’m an electrician
Zulus: Uyabona uma bekhuluma ngogesi,basho mina
😂😂😂🤷🏿♂️
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Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
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