Why uthi “u prefer ukubizwa ngo she” ngibe ngikubona uyindoda unentshebe namasende🍆
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Me: bbe ukeph
Her: Durban years bbe
Me: what🤨
Her: la kudayisa khona ama pizza
Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽
Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.
Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”
Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”
Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”
Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.
Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭
Tall girls are cute and sexy👏🔥💓
Short girls are witchy and tokoloshy😂
Ngyadlala bangani
Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary
*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*
1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke
*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*
1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo
Nalento yokuthi indololwane yidolo elincane, ngiyizwa ngawe. Kuzomele ugodukile ekugcineni
Teacher: ubani oshiphile
Student: uwen kanti ubungezwa yin kade udunusa
Yaz le smirnoff angsizwa
kahle asdakan
iku twitter la
Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala😋🍺😂😂😂
Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.
Next week bayabuya abo “ukube usho early, zi-cheap kabi le zinto eGoli.” 🏙
Bafoneleni manje nicele baniphathele.
Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper
Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd