“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”
Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi
Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!
Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
Oke Ubuze intomb Yakho Ukuth “Bbe Why uhlezi ugqoke ibh’lukwe”
Yazii Ifihleni?
Ifihle Ukhwekhwe
Haiy bengithi yimi kuphela omubi kanje,
kodwa today ngibone umuntu omubi engathi u actor kwi advert yogogo.
*Kune dog style efun engathi ungafaka isifonyo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
okunye wena makhosi ngifuna uma ecela imali ashawe luvalo uma eyicela ngenkani azibhoshele.
Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi. 😊 😎
Ubilisela mina amanzi nje.. nawakho aseyafudumala
Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum
Top 3 ya Difebe according to each tribe.
Ndebele
1. Ndlelehle
2. Sbongile
3. Nomqhibelo
Pedi
1. Mmametja
2. Rosina
3. Pheladi
Vhenda
1. Phumudzo
2. Lufuno
3. Mashudu
Tswana
1. Kutlwano
2. Boitumelo
3. Kerabetswe
Zulu
1. Sne
2. Mbali
3. Ntombikayise
Xhosa
1. Siviwe
2. Luthando
3. Luvuyo
Afrikaans
1. Chantelle
2. Leon
3. Maria
Tsonga
1. Tiniko
2. Tsakane
3. Ntsako
That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”
Antman
Iron man
Superman
batman
Spiderman
😩Aii I-Marvel seydlala ngathi manje.
LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGA😏☝KANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???