Lady’s who cook at funerals
kopela juice ya lona ebe sweet nyana tuu…
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Mantombane oyedwa vo osebenzisa i-card lakwa-sassa , amane angizwele athi nje bhu🍑ngenkomo, i-tax ingibulele this month
Ngithimina nhithengele umama ipizza mangifika ekhaya neppizza wavele watching angisidli isikhokho engingasazu
Ukuthi indoda meLe uyiphathe kanjani ukuze NawE ikuphathe Kahle empilweni
Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:
(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱
Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange
Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…
Bazogxumbuzisa ama-veg kwi-mayonnaise bese bethi yi-salad.
Lol yaya i pain yokuthi uyovakashela umnganakho uthole avale umnyango uthi uyakokoda
Uzwe athi ng’jamela lapho mngan sengyaqeda,,,,,,,,,, vele uzwe nge tone 😨🗣 ukuthi kubi
Bese naye u guy aphume ngana lips a colour coded💋
😂🤣
Africans would be busy saying”Nywe, nywe – ungabukeli lomunye muntfu phansi”. 😂 😂 😂
.
So, what if that person is too short. I meant vele lanye sisazoba bukela phansi.
Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞
Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa
Even if you are in a wheelchair, A Zulu nigga will still ask you
“hamba kanjan mf2”
Kusho ukuthini Uma umuntu ozitshena ukuthi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe
Yayenziwa kanjani i paternity test kudala?Lalela ke…Uma lengane okungeyon’eyakho igijima nezinye yayiwa ingakafiki kuwe lapho zikuhlangabeza uphethe okumnandi.Why?Yayiwiswa amadlozi akini ngoba esekhathele ukukubona wondla igoya(ingane yebhantshi)
Ezinye impama azidingi kuth
Uphindisele zifuna uhambe 🚶
Ubuye sowusike iphiko
Evenini Yama phoyisa🚔
You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡
Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”
Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”
“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!
Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook
Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!