God gave u ishiya elihle wena uyalicwecwa njenge zambane.Ulidweba esiphongweni.Buka manje uwu Minnie usufana nekati.
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God gave u ishiya elihle wena uyalicwecwa njenge zambane.Ulidweba esiphongweni.Buka manje uwu Minnie usufana nekati.
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Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
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Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper
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Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.
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Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth
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Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”
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“Buyela la uphuma khona!”
Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.
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Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.
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Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:
Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza🤔
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Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala😋🍺😂😂😂
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Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “
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“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”
Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo
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Thatha iphone ka Bae☝️
if i-battery isithi 2% uziposte bese ufihla icharge👌 uwise namaSwitch💪
and Thank me later
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After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke! 🙄
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY
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🧓🏾:Makoto!!!
👰: Mah!!!
🧓🏾: Phuma Ubone intombazane engiyithandela indodana yami.
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