Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
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Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
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Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii
Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela
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ithemba alibulali kubeliyabulala ngabe sengabamathambo mhlophe,
bolibeka nalapho lingekho khona
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Ma-2000, aniwakhumbuli nje la maxoki uma esethi: “Umsindo wenu ngiwuzwa ngile e-staff room!” 😏
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Waze wangthuka usisi eTaxin ngidlalisa ingane ngithi “uphi ubaba?”😭
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Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi iplate ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha
😂😂😂😂😂
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”
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Ashiswa nini ama Male Bestie vele??
Mina ngizofika ne cutting touch😏
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Uma Unesishwapha Hlukana Phela Nokuhamba Phamb Kwabantu Mtase
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WENDLALA INDUMISO PHEZU KWAMEVA
Wendlala indumiso phezu kwameva,akawasusi ameva bese endlala indumiso kodwa Wendlala indumiso phezu kwawo ameva.
Buka la unkulunkulu uthi la wendlala indumiso phezu kwaMeva(inkinga) kodwa akawasusi Aameva (ayinkinga) kodwa wendlala phezu kwawo.
Ngfuna ukukhuluma nawe namhlanje ngithi unkulunkulu angeke aysusa inkinga empilweni yakho iyohlezi ikhona kodwa iyodwa into ayenzayo ufike endlale indumiso phezu kwayo ukuze wena ukwazi noma ukhone ukuhamba phezu kwayo.ngfuna ukuxoxa nawe bhuti,sisi,mama,baba okhalayo othi mina izinkinga zingimele ngenhla izinto zami azingilungeli kwirelationship,angiwutholi umsebenzi,ngixabana njalo nomndeni wami,bayangithuka omakhelwane,ngizondwa nangabangani bami,lalela ungalwi nenkinga kodwa zama ukubiza unkulunkulu ukuthi endlale indumiso ukwazi ukubhekana naleyonkinga.
Ujesu waphelelwa amandla nanethemba mhla eshawa,ebulawa esiphambanweni bt unkulunkulu akaze ababulale lababantu ababeyinkinga kuJesu wavele wabayeka benza konke abakuthandayo bt wathumela ingelosi ukuthi imnike amandla ngaphandle kokulwa nabo
UDavide akaze azame ukulwisa uSAWULI mhla ephenduka isitha kuye wambika kunkulunkulu wabe esezibulala yena usawuli.
Ngsaphinda unkulunkulu akayisusi inkinga empilweni yakho kodwa undlala indumiso phezu kwayo,musa ukuba lwisa mabekuthuka,musa ukuba thuka mabekuzonda,musa ukubazonda mabekusongela,musa ukuba songela mabengakuniki umsebenzi tshela unkulunkulu ukuthi akangenelele ezintweni nasezitheni zakho ukuze ukwazi ukubhekana nazo hhayi ukuthi ulwe nazo
Unwabu maludlula enyokeni eluhlaza nalo luba luhlaza khona inyoka ingeke ibone ukuuthi nakhu ukudla kwami mangidle kodwa ibona yonke into ifana nayo luze ludlule unwabu enyokeni.
Lalela vumela inkinga yenzeke ungalwi nayo,bt fana nayo zivumele izinto zenzeke empilweni yakho ukuze uzondlula kuzo ungalwi nazo biza unkulunkulu uzofika akunike amandla amasha.izinkinga ngeke uziqede lapha emhlabeni futhi ngeke ulwe nazo ngoba uzosuke ukhohlwe ukuthi ufunanani empilwen Ngathi kuwe mina impilo ayisiyo inkinga kodwa inkinga iyimpilo kuwe which means whatever ohlangana nayo eyinkinga iyimpilo izokukhulisa.
Buka ISIHLAHLA SIDINGA INKINGA UKUZE SIKHULE SIYEPHEZULU,SIYIDINGA KANJANI INKINGA ISIHLAHLA,
ISIHLAHLA ISISHWA ZIMVULA EZIYIZIKHUKHULA KODWA BESE SITHI WENA NGZOKUTHATHA NJENGAMANZI AZONGINISELA NGYEPHEZULU NGIBE LUHLAZA,KUFIKE NGISHO ILANGA LISISHAYE LISHISE BT SITHI ISIHLAHLA WENA LANGA UNGINIKEZA AMANDLA OKUTHI NGIKWAZI UKUKHULU NGYEPHAMBILI
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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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Awbaz ubnzima umungakaze u hlangane no no 10 wewngane zikbingelele zonke
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Usungangithathela nje intombi yami ✋
Ngoba nakhu i- weak 👐 Kodwa ke loluya Pete luyangthanda😋 ingwijikhwebu yami🤢
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Lerato : e tsene ?
me : Yes love!
Lerato : Ok, Aah!, Aaah!, aaah!
Me:I’m kidding I’m still putting a condom
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Ngeke ngiphinde ngihambe ebusuku ngikahwe iphephe lama norithozi
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