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Ukuzalela Mfana Ingane Embi kuyawuqeda
Nje Umdlandla Wokondla!!

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Mfundisi no Cosmo😕
same whatsapp group

SENZO :Ngath njr abakwaz kushaya
💏
isnqandu

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Vulani uKhozi FM, uSfiso Ncwane uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!

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Uyanyisana umjolo.If u don’t believe me.Buza uzodwa waBantu.Uphi uVusi?

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Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi

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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …

Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …

1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …

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Nabefundisi bangaze banicele ama koekies,
anisagqoki phela nani kulamabandla enu oPastor.

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Ngendlela ebengidakwe ngayo izolo, amaphoyisa akhombe eceleni umuntu obeshayela kule movie ebengiyibuka, ngazithola sengifihla ubhiya wami emva kosofa

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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

It has stopped
Imile
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It’s stationed
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It’s standing
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It’s jammed
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It’s not moving
Imile
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It’s paused
Imile
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It’s motionless
Imile
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It’s upright
Imile
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It’s erected 🍆
Imile
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It’s waiting
Imile

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NOMA NGINGEKE NGIZEPHULE ZONKE IZINHLIZIYO ♥️ZAMANTOMBAZANE KODWA NGIYOFA NGIZAMILE

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Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!

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Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…

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Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

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