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Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza😚
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 😮 ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA
Passengers 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
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Blamer umamakho ngokuthy ube mfishane ngoba wuye o wathy ungayifaki yonke
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Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”
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Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??
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The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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Indoda Egqoka Ama-Pyjam(a) ✋
Ngathi Uhlanya Oleqe Esbhedlela!
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Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.
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Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.
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Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.
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Nawu umyalezo engiwbhekisa kulamajita eshleli nawo emakhaya esingasebenzi, ngzocela siphume sphathe zonke iykhali esnazo sbhekise amabombo ethu eNtuzuma kulomfa ekthiwa u LUH. Uyajwayela llomshana akayazi induku akahloniphi kfanele simshiye enabile khona ezohlonipha oMalume.
Ayhlome ihlasele
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Whites: ATM
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Hair clipper
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Washing machine
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Pencil sharpener
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: A beautiful car
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Jacob Zuma
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites:Pussy
Zulu’s :Mshini
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Kante yini vele !
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Uyincenge intombi ugcine sowuthi noba ungandenzumakhwaphen ngek’benanking
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Seyizoqala impakamo kulemizi enomango namapetshisi Jehovah nezihlahla zabo….😂
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Hawe uzobuya jini…buyephi vel..
Angaz ngimfice engekho
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Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla
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Uduke ethekwini uze ubuze komama abadayisayo ukuth
“senike nangbona yin ngdlula la?”
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