Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza, kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi: “Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…” 😐
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The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
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Kaze abakwaFacebook bawususa nini u-like button? Ses’yabonga, sikhathele yiwo,
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Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi
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Oyokhala emngcwabeni wami ningisize nimphuce ipleti, akhalele into ayaziyo.
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“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”
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“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.
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Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini
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BOY: I love you babie.
GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali
BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina?
I SALUTE THIS GUY
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KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..
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Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
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Phara.Ngidayisa utamatisi my sister
Sis.Laba aba green kanjen
Phara. Abe mint
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Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!
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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆
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Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!
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Ukulobola umuntu o-over 40years, kufana nokuthenga inews paper ntambama. Abantu abaningi basuke sebelifundile lelophepha.
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