Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.

Lavele lathi: “Weird,” iphara kimi ngifihla ifoni lizindlulela. 💔 😭

Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo

NgesiZulu uma uthi: “Awungipha sona le skibha,” 👕 means sihle. 😍 🔥 & “Uze uzosithatha,” means ngiyabonga.
Musa phela nawe ukusilanda ngampela!

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

Usunayo yin imali kaMalume kusasa noma kuzondiza iGown ePink engaboshiwe usuyochaza?

Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

Omunye ngamshaya wacishe wafa emcimbini wakubo engiqambela amanga ethi sengidlile.

Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?

Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 🤗 Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.

Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.

Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least

Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.

Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢

Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.