The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali

KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..

Ungene eBank ungu Brock Lesner 💪 ngolaka lwamaTransaction angacacile 💳📄

Uphume ususwabe 😢🚶‍♂ njengomuntu omithiselwe intombi sebekuchazelile

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”

When the baby fallen from the bad nd is crying…..
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Whites : I had the babie crying from the stairs….
Blacks : ke nokwa ruthu,ka re ke sa theeditxe ka kwa ngweeeeee ka re a se le ge bareng se wele.