Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa 🐸even when they are wearing makeup 😂😂
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Uke Ubone kumnandi kanjani ukuba abangani ngezinto zenu haiyi ezakho.
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Sizixoxela Kumnandi akekho oxabene nomunye. Uvele uyangithuka ungibiza ngama simba kamah. Yabona wena mawuqhubeka nokuba seduze kwami sogcina sibambene nawe inkosi impela. Uyosindela kona nje ukuthi uyagula.
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Kaze abakwaFacebook bawususa nini u-like button? Ses’yabonga, sikhathele yiwo,
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My sister please match your make up with your neck
you cannot be Khanyi Mbau and Celia Kunutu at the same time.☝
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I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi
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Untshontshe inyama ebhodwen🍖🍗ufike emvakwendlu kant izambane🙆🙇
😭😭😭😭😭
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Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋
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Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto.Uwu Bab’doti.
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iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje
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WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU😒☝IBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI😲✋✋
MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOU…GAME IS OVER
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Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”
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Uyabona nje uZodwa nomshado izinto ezimbili ezihlukene.Kahle kahle ufanelwe ukupheka emcimbini nokukikiza.
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Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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