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UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge 💳 athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??
Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone” 😟
nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?
UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.
U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe
Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..
……..Girl akayazi condom………
Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane
🌺ama2000 ngendlela ane🍑enkululu ngakhona ungafaka isandla uxhawule inhliziyo
Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣
Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
Cashier : Plastic?😊
Her : Sihamba nge BMW leh Red futsi
Papa uytsenge Cash🙆♂️😩😹
Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂
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Ngendlela i-data ebiza ngayo la eMzansi, kushibhile ukugibela itekisi uyokhombisa umngani i-video kubo kunokumsendela yona kuWhatsApp.
Yeka i-pride ucele bakushuthise, 📸 uyeke izithombe zeMobicel ezifiphele engathi iphupho.
Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.
Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?