Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.
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Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”
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School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer
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Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt
Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe
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Noma iziziba sezagqibeka kodwa ubulwembu obacushwa izinjoli busabamba
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Nkosi, siyathandaza siyi SA siphoxekile. Umthathile u Desmond Tutu engahluphanga ngalutho, akavalanga izwe, akalethanga masosha akazange futhi asifaka amasfonyo. Awuthathanga ngisho oyedwa onempumulo enkulu. Sicela ungagcini ukuthatha, ubuye uthathe strong wonke umuntu onempumulo kungenzeka kulowomzuzu, usathatha laba abanezimpumulo kuthatheke nalo esingamfuni. Nkosi izwa umthandazo wethu.
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Hlabangan’elimhlophe matshinga, magalela’gase njenge ngonyama
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Sam: I love you♥️
Marry: Unayo imoto
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Sam: Wangibuza imoto ipunane yakho ino N2 yini
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Ngendlela umsebenzi ongekho ngakhona la eSouth Africa.
Nakho ukuyochutha izinkukhu eKFC nge Diploma yami ngingakuncamela.
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Girlfriend : Bbe
Boyfriend : Yes hun
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke
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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo
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Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Isimemezelo:
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Manje oMalume sebevumelekile ukudla uPalony wezingane efridgini.
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MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE
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