Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”
Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?
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Teacher : class bakhona abalovile?
Thobeka
: Bazoba khona kanjan belovile?
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SENGYOZE NGIFE NGINGALIBONANGA ISO
LIWELA UMFULA
UGCWELE
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Awuna matric + awusonti
Bakuhlule bobabili oMalusi….. 
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Kwabase 16 Disemba verse 25 to 31: “Endlini kuyosala lona ohlezi ethi, ‘Kukwami lana!’”
Hallelujah.
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Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.
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MAKUKU kungan uthanda makuku ubumnandi kungan uwena udla ngisike ngilambile oh nami ngambile
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White Couple At The Mall:
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Black Couple At The Mall: 
Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela
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Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 
.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.
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Baba nkulunkulu siza baba abantu bakho bebulala abafazi nengane baba
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Kubo bonke laba ababethi uBabe ungidlisile, ngihlezi naye la sixoxa ngodaba lwenu, ngicamele esifubeni sakhe nginibala 1 by 1
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Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 
ka-R60. 
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Umhlaba ING and painting khumb’lani e PMB mbali to playing the number yakh ka green yaz nje bbe iyodwa into fun ngenzel njengob
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White:who stole my pen??
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Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo
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