A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?

Ngibhizi namaShayina la, si-designer i-coolerbox ene-password.

Ngizamela nina baf’ethu.

Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries ka-R60.

Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

uSomatekisi ugibeza uGogo babebabili etaxin kukanti usomatekisi ufuna ukubhema manje unqena ngoba abanye abantu abazwani logwayi bese ebuza umfana “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi? azithulele uGogo aphinde futhi “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi?ambuke uGogo bese ebuza “nibangaki ngakini mzukulu”aphendule umfana sibangu2″athi uGogo “ngunyoko osaba ugwayi mina nginabantwana abangu9”

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy