Ungabo jaja umuntu wesfazane
Uma ehla ezimotweni ezihlukene zamadoda
Mhlampe ungumakhenikha

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👵:Makoti
👰:Mah!
👵:Thatha u cucumber ubonise ingane zamii kuthy waw’thola knjn umshado..🙄🤗
👰:Ohky Mah😊uthatha lo🍆um’bambe kanjer👌umufake la👄nice n slowly, in n out😋den shake it lyk a dice🎲😽
👵:Aii Makoti man🙆min ngisho I saladii unjan kan wEa🙄🤔

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Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya

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Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐

Your children Lord.

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Uboke uzibuzele nje kuBae wakho ukuthi yini ama-Nouns nama-Verbs. 😐

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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

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Yaz umuntu ahambe ne Pitbull
Makaceda akubheke kabi ngathi kuluma yena

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Kushukuthi ngempela uma umuntu othi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe ube ukhona ei amantombazane 👏

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👩: Bbe don’t mind my post

Post: indoda yamii inuka amasende 🤦‍♂️

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Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

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Nase Durban sicela iMall of Africa.Uma ingekho indawo nisuse noma iLamontville🙏

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Ngifonelwa ithisha uthi ingane Tami imudelelile manje uyayixosha ngibuze yenzeni, athi:
Thisha: Sihle ulaleleni eklasini Lami
Sihle: Ngilale wena menu
Thisha : iyadleka wena ngane uthi ulalele mina
Sihle: Angithi uyafundisa menu kanti kumele ngenze njani, ngingakulaleli?
YEHENI ISIZULU

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Uthume uBf ayekuthenga icold idrink abuye ethi bathi kushoda R1.
Yazi angina mona jolani

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