White parents : you depend on us ….
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Darkies : udla mina , ulala mina , ugqoka mina
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Nawe unaye lomngani ovele uhluleke nawukuzibamba mawumbona,
uvele uthi:”Nanka lamasimba”.
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Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.
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Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami.
Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?
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Aze asisiza lama mask, asisayi hogeli lemi lomo yenu enukayo
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Ngino R400 kushoda Malini kuze ngithenge le fone oyphathayo???
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Indlu yasekhaya uyumgodi monokha kuthiwa hluba ungene
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Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke
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Nina ngoba naku nisebenza ema Office nizibona nincono kunabanye, nicabanga ukuthi nibhosha iKnorrox.
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MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”
GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”
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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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Isolezwe
Owesifazane obephuze kakhulu uhlebele umngani ekhaleni ebona ICICI ecabanga ukuth indlebe
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If you’re the hottest girl ngakini, please note that the minute iTaxi ingena eTown konke lokho kuyaphela
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Bese uthi unendoda lento efuna present nge birthday yayo..yaz awukho serious sistaz!!
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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When you Fail 
in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
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