Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.

Maye babo! 😳

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕

Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”

Bese kuba khona le mpama 👋 engadingi ubuyisele, 😭 efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa 🚔 ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven 👉🏼 lo okushayile.

Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍

Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔

Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.

Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”

Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.

Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.

*esho ekhomba*

Oyokhala emngcwabeni wami ningisize nimphuce ipleti, akhalele into ayaziyo.

Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. 😥 💔”

Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”

Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”

Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”

Abantu abayeke insangu, nx! 😐 😥 😠

Ey, uyicinge i-mayonnaise kwaNongoma kanti ibhalwe ukuthi Ushuni Wesaladi.

👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.