Kuyaqala ngqa kulo nyaka ukuthi ngingayi kuVodacom Durban July ngenxa yokhuvethe, kweminye iminyaka bengingayi ngoba anginamali.

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions

Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke!
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY

Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..

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Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…