Lala Ngoxolo Wena HHP, Wena Hip Hop Pantsula…Wena Hipsta.. Wena Hippopotamus…Wena Hip Hip Horaay…Wena Jabba juice

I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
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Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!

Akhonto igeza njenge ndoda ezaziyo ba ayityelwa.

Imagine If They Read All Your Facebook Posts At Your Funeral
Tjoo! Nna Nka Hwa!

Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!

Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut

Whites: how was your date with her????

Blacks: Umdlile??
blacks always have dirty mind

Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest