Kama Adam na Eva walikula 🍎 apple kishe nimagum hivi je wangukula pilipili kichaaaa?
Uko njiani pekee yako usiku Mara unaona mtu mbele unaharakisha mwendane na yeye mnafika sehemu inayotisha Mara unasikia akisema….”mahali hapa tumefka ndo nliuawa”manze apo ndo utajua hujui😁😁😁😁😁😁
Hii upuzi ya unauliza dame 😂
hasubui kama ame amka anakuambia oliskia wapi kwanini why🥴
nimekumbuka mitochondrion nikasahau pin ya mpesa😲🤣😋😋😋🤔😁
Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba
Maiti Inageuza kichwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Girl;* babe leo hakuna magari nalala kwa beshte yangu nikam kesho🙂
*boy;* poa hun, hata monica beshte yako ako hapa akuna gari anadoz akungoje ukam kesho🤓
*Girl;* 😳bby kuna gari nimeona hapa ya takataka acha nione ka itanibeba
😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zamani wasichana walipika kama mama zao
lakini saivi wanakunywa kama baba zao
If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima
Kumbe Tumbo ndo inanyamba Matako ni Speaker tu 😂😂
Ukimkuta dada amevaa miwani anakuwa na dharau sana anasahau kuwa kilichomfanya avae iyo miwani ni ugonjwa
😀😀😀🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Ati nyinyi ni wengi hadi mama anapiga chapo moja alafu zingine zinawekwa photocopy
Mpende akupendae, asiye kupenda mlazimishe akikataa mroge
Kwa nini ulikubali myanyako aolewe na babu yako .naunajua wote ni wazee.umestakia kuruhusu hawa watu wawili hapa kituo cha.jongo love. Kesho kabla ya kikwara wa kwanza kupiga mswaki.kama hutakuja utatembelewa na baby wa ma Baby. Olewako sina huruma na hii kesi.Hello statu up you nau don’t giverup.
