Kama Adam na Eva walikula π apple kishe nimagum hivi je wangukula pilipili kichaaaa?
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Uko njiani pekee yako usiku Mara unaona mtu mbele unaharakisha mwendane na yeye mnafika sehemu inayotisha Mara unasikia akisemaβ¦.βmahali hapa tumefka ndo nliuawaβmanze apo ndo utajua hujuiππππππ
Hii upuzi ya unauliza dame π
hasubui kama ame amka anakuambia oliskia wapi kwanini whyπ₯΄
nimekumbuka mitochondrion nikasahau pin ya mpesaπ²π€£ππππ€π
Karibuni nyumbani yasubuhi yote milele.Sasa nasoma the only disability in life is a bad attitude,Meskiya? Also true happiness lies,first of all in health.Sursunday
Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba
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*Girl;* babe leo hakuna magari nalala kwa beshte yangu nikam keshoπ
*boy;* poa hun, hata monica beshte yako ako hapa akuna gari anadoz akungoje ukam keshoπ€
*Girl;* π³bby kuna gari nimeona hapa ya takataka acha nione ka itanibeba
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Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino ππππππππ
Zamani wasichana walipika kama mama zao
lakini saivi wanakunywa kama baba zao
Mkinisema kila Mara mie ndio uzima wangu bure zenu biashara za majungu dhidi yangu, cemeni cina hasara atanilipia mungu
If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,Iβm in my mothers house,
She must go to her motherβs house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
Bak in skull ukiwa Domβ¦.
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima
Kumbe Tumbo ndo inanyamba Matako ni Speaker tu ππ
Ukimkuta dada amevaa miwani anakuwa na dharau sana anasahau kuwa kilichomfanya avae iyo miwani ni ugonjwa
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