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Kuna dem ameniuliza WHERE DID WE FIRST MEET??
Sijui nimkumbushe ile day chali yake aliniomba keja juu mm nilikuwa yule msee nilikuwa nafua hapo nje



Katika maisha yako kuna kupuliza iwake na kupuliza ipoe…
Lkn wengi wetu wanapokuwa wakipuliza ipoe wanajikuta wameiwasha….

Zamani wasichana walipika kama mama zao
lakini saivi wanakunywa kama baba zao


Zamani watu wenye pesa nyingi ndo walikuwa wanatafuta wanawake wazuri, but now days wanawake ndo wanatafuta watu wenye pesa…
Maisha yanabadilika?
Lakini huwezi kuamini kuwa fikra zao zote zinaamini kuwa “pesa” ndo kila ki2…..? @
Napenda kuwakumbusa kuwa si kweli hata kidogo Amini kuna vitu “pesa” haiwezi nunua mfano
“Upendo” Tabia na mengine mengi
M/mungu ndie kila ki2 kwe2 hata ukatae ukubalii ndo hvyoo…

Msipofikilia vzr mtapata tabu xnaa

Unataka kucheza n ingali umesimama Aaaaah inama inama


Ao Khape Blesser Ge A Fithla Gate’ng Ya Ko Geno A Re
“Jbanh O Ngwana Wa Mbali?


When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate ye enale swikiri ye nchi bjang”.. before you kiss her

phone yaka e wetse kara pitsa ya motepa wao fisa… i’m worried about you guys , a LA fisa ke motepa ??

Mkinisema kila Mara mie ndio uzima wangu bure zenu biashara za majungu dhidi yangu, cemeni cina hasara atanilipia mungu


Relationship stress ekago dira o nyake seat belt ko toilet seat


Hahaha wamathe wa kisumu hucompit kuongea
English but hawatakagi kwambiwa hawajui


Akuna kitu tamu kama kupendwa na wazazi wako

Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”