Omo Gadime Carvela A Boye Ka Di Secret Socks Okwe Are
“Chommie Nna Ke Nale Pati”

Her: Bbe ke pregnant
him: Pregnant ereng mo ngwaneng?
Her: Ere ase ngwanago!

When a child breaks a glass in the kitchen…
Whites: Oh my baby, ain’t you hurt? be careful next time, ok..
Blacks: di psatle ka moka ebile o papao aba tsebe gore ke bokae

Dating a 2000 is not a problem..the problem starts when you tell her to send nudes then a dira ka Snapchat O Hwetxa Kuku ya Gona etla ka ditsebjane txa mmutla le nko ya katse

Ke Motho Le Di Phoso Mo Life’ng But Eseng Senepe Le Bae Mo Facebook

Random Nigga: Onale monna wena neh?😟
Me: O bolela ka eng?🙄
Random Nigga: Ska mpotxa maka pulis
Me: Okay fine kenale monna
1.He loves and respects me
2. He treats me right
3. I am secured and safe with him
4. Plus onyoba monate gore

O founele ambulance ka Mobicel gotle ma sione kadi bycicle

Bo sesi ba go apara size 3 ke kgopela dieta tsa lena ke nyaka go dira key holder

Okase Palele Ke 2 Weeks O Kgonne Go Dula Grade 10 For 3Years

I Talk To Myself & Laugh, Gape Nkase Boreye Kele Teng Never

If o nyaka Brazilian hair , you must also have a Brazilian body .
Garetlo tswalla Kingsley ka skrumelo sa coke. Never!
Mpolayeng