Nna Gape Ake Stlaela Ake Alole Di Kobo Ntxe Ke Tseba gore Ke Satlo Robala Gape😑

December reba organised*
Ba Accounting ba tshwara chelete.
Ba Physical science ba mixer beer.
Ba tourism ba nyaka pleke yao chilla
Ba Consumer studies ba swara braai
Ba Geography ba focus on weather
Ba History ba tseya di pic(memories)
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Di drop out Reba Roma di ice’ng🙆

ho Thoma nou aresa nwesana biri and bubbly ,
kwae le dipatje aresa tsubisana ..
Lena ledi stoutu le monana marago mxm

A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam

Her: Bbe ke pregnant
him: Pregnant ereng mo ngwaneng?
Her: Ere ase ngwanago!

Ex: I have feelings for you
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ME: Di tshware jwalo coz hake tauwe ketlo di lahla nna

Flashlight ya Huawei P30 ego bontsha tladi ya rakgadi ha o monka snepe

Black Coffee O Cheathile Ntxe Mbali Amo Hlobela Namune

Ore o sa natefela ke ditaba tsa batho ba bagolo ba go rome makuleng

my sister posted a pic of her on whatsaap apere stofie and I commented “stofie se reng mo nywaneng” Instead Of Stofie Se reng mo ngwaneng” now ke tshaba goya gae…

Di bio tsa masione

Tee ☕ ke bophelo
Kolobe 🐖 ke lenaba
Manyanyatha 👞👟 ke dream shoe

Her: Bbe Ge Nka Kota Chiskop Ke Tloba Jwang
Me: O Tloba Single