Osare O Feditxe Go Ngwala Xitsonga, O Bone Genius A Lata Xibelani A Binela Invigilator

Mosadi Wa Nyadiwa Akere Bafwethu
Lege Ana Le Bana,
Akere Okase Reke Radio Yago Hloka Dipikara

Convo between a Zulu dude (Tebza) and a Sotho girl (Lebo)…
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Tebza:Bae, I miss u when u are at ur parents house.
Lebo:Me too bbe, but the go to the mountain when I remember u
Tebza:What are u trying to tell me?
Lebo:I mean that I go to the mountain when I remember u darling.
Tebza:Can u explain in ur language?
Lebo:Ge ke o gopotse, ke a thaba
Tebza:Tjo!!!

Osare Ontsha Russian Le Cheese Kamo Fridge’ng A Tsene Chomi Yagao O Felletse Ontshitse Dilo Tse Tsotlhe O Kolomake Fridge😣

Just Saw A Nice Couple And i Got Jealous So I Stopped The Car,
Rolled Down The Window And Said
“Korr Bofebe Okase Botlogele Wena”
Then i Rolled Up The Window And Drove Away …
I Hope They Are Fighting Wherever They Are..

Osare Wa Bina Ko Monateng Okwe Lehuto La Shortpen Le Bofolloga😣

Hape pipi tse dingwe tse didi nnyane kreya okare oka kolomaka ditsebe ka tsona

Moshimane Wa Gose Beche Ka 2019??
Aowa Mo Tshwareng Remo Searche😌

Whites : How much is Ciroc ?
Barman : R450
Whites : Give me one

Blacks : ke bokae is ciroc?
Barman : R450
Blacks : Hennessey ke bokae?
Barman : R500
Blacks : Skyy Sone ?
Barman :R200
Blacks : okay Mphe Heineken tse 2
😂😂😂✋