My mom made me laugh so hard that I
ended up saying “ahhh wena o sebono
sa motho” and now I’m looking for a place
to rent”

You Haven’t Sung The Jesu Ke Yena Wa Mathomo Song if You Haven’t Been The the “Ruri Ruru, Ke Yena” Part. Mola Ke Mahenyahenya!😌

I Miss Tarvens,Re Jaiva Le Di Girlfriend Txago Jewa Ka Beer

Pelo yaka ebohloko le dijo di hana leho kena.
ka next door ba rekile koloi le disoufa

1. BAPEDI
– witchcraft
– stingy
– jealousy
– stubborn
– dirty
2 vha venda
– educated
– ugly on a serious note
– hate water
– hate colgate and tooth brush
3. Tsongas
– they speak too many languages
– eat too much peanuts
– they give birth after birth
– marry to many women to prove they have money.
4. Amandebele
– its the only tribe that doesn’t have a text book
– they fear white people than god
– they eat too much sugar
5. Batswana
– lazy
– greedy with food
– like inheritance
– cowards
– bitches
6. Basotho
– mine workers
– have beautiful women and also bitches
– they prefer horses than cars
7. Amaswati
– men are lazy to work
– truck drivers
8. Amazulu , dammit oh my god
– they don’t take shit
– stubborn
– taxi drivers
– knows only 1 language
-killers
– they stay in hostels
– they take human waste with buckets, they like that job
– they eat too much
– bribery is their thing
– security guards
– very stupid
9. Amaxhosa
– they are very beautiful
– they love leadership
– korobela is their thing
– co – founders of S A Prostitutes
10. Coloreds, oh jesooooooooooooooo
– don’t divorce
– swearing at each other is like greetings to them.
– its cool for them not to have 2 front teeth
– drunkards
– like working at shoprite
– they think they are whites
– like to spy at work
– they don’t have a culture
11. Indians
– like spicy food
– con artist
– fraudsters
– drive fancy cars
– have a dead culture
12. Whites
– they look older than their own age
– they prefer renting than buying
– they eat every now and then
– they take 2 days to bath
You can add if you want to😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s how I know my south African tribe
And like this then go I’ll tell u about the other part Of African culture,.Zims,Nigerians,kenya,makula

Ex: I have feelings for you
.
ME: Di tshware jwalo coz hake tauwe ketlo di lahla nna

If Relationship Ya Matta Wago Ya Tuka🔥
Batamela O Futhumale Ke Marega

Why Le e Kwa Bohloko Ge Batho Ba Reka Diaparo Tsao Tura Ka Zaka Ya Bona.

Moimana ke go hlapa a nkga monate a ja di fruit🍎🍌ka maternity dress eseng tse tsa lena tsao ja matlapa le go apara di kipa👕tsa ANC LA ema di corner ka di nko tsao ruruga

Eo Hurt Sugar Mama O Felletxe Orile “Nekeo Rata Jwalo Ka Motswadi”

Ke Gore Bago Robe Pelo💔Ore Otla Ka Sebete Lesona Base Gadike