Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

Her : Bby ke mo gating
Me : E tswalle

Him: Babe oka Fisa Bible for 3 Million
Me : Nka Fisa Kereke kaofela Ya
Bazalwane,Ka Fisa Moruti Le guy ola Wao Letsa keyboard
Him: ( He Blocked me)
Me: KA Callback “Ka Fisa Lwena”

At the Zoo ❤❤
White : That’s a beautiful Green Snake 🐍
Blacks : Kore ge glass eka Phumega moh ro bona Masepa yoh

Ba ofe password ya fb o kreye dichats di sa tsamaisane;
Her : Hellow
Him : Ka nnete wam
Her : A watla today 😓
Him : .mmhm o be o le monate 😍
Her : Good and you?🙆

O founele ambulance ka Mobicel gotle ma sione kadi bycicle

Regte Ka 2019? Aowa Mo Romeleng Di Screenshot A Tsebe Nnete

Facebook Ae Nyake Ole Matured Ape Mowe Re Phadisana Kabo Tlaela

Motho ge a tseba go swim’a🏊🏽ga lle gore pool keye Golo o fihla dicorneng kamoka

O sare O Feditse Go Ngwala Business Studies O Bone Genius Eya Ka Ntle E Lata Masenke E Dira Spaza

Some Guy O Tsena Kamo Taxing A Loketxi Di Earphones, A Feta A Dula Next To A Hot Yellow Bone Lady
Him: Hello, How Are You?
Her: Ke Teng
Him: O Robetxe Jwang Maobane
Her : Abuti Hao Ntsebe Lego Ntseba Mare O Sontso Ompotsa Gore Ke Robetxe Jwang!
Him: Ausi Warasa Ki Bua Ka Phone!🙆🚶

Go Jola Girlfriend E Botse
👧: Babe Tsoga O Mfelesetse
👨: Ema Batho Ba Tlale Pele Strateng

Since Pula 🌧️ E Gana Go Na, How About Re Utswe Ngwana Mamokebe🧜 Go Nyewe Once😌

My mom made me laugh so hard that I
ended up saying “ahhh wena o sebono
sa motho” and now I’m looking for a place
to rent”