My ex bae just posted her new buy at bae ba mutima so me I was ba pa matako ai
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YANDA ZAKA ZAUNA LAFIYA IDAN KANA DA BUDURWA BAHAUSHIYA
1. Karka taba tsammanin zata kira ka awaya idan ba haka ba zaka mutu kana jira. 
2. Ka sani idan kace mata “I love you” ko ina sonki nagode kawai zata ce amma girmankai bazai barta tace maka I love you ba.
3. Karka taba tsammani zata fara maka magana idan tana online. 
4. Idan ka tura mata love messages kar kayi tsammanin zata yi maka reply. 
5. Kasani kai ke sonta, kuma kai zaka kula da ita, ita bazata iya yi maka komai ba.
6. Ko yaushe zata iya rabuwa da kai idan ta samu wanda yapi ka kudi. 
7. Kasani cewa bakai kadai bane saurayinta.
Haqiqa idan kayi haka zaka zauna lapiya da budurwar ka bahaushiya.
Yan mata shin wannan magana haka take????
Gayu fa ??????
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Kuyi TUSA a duk lokacin da bukatar hakan ya taso, 
Koda kuwa agaban budurwarka/saurayin kine 
domin ba ason rike TUSA.
Allah ya bada Ikon yin TUSA, Amin. 
Ayi TUSA lafiya
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When you wear a lingerie for a Pedi guy then he be like:
Aoow magatsaka wa swanelwa wena wa kae boshego so??
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Only A South African Can Say this…
:-Tsamo reka Coka Cola ya Kingsley
:-Tsamo reka Colgate ya Aquafresh
:-Kopa o reke steak sa beef
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YAU DUK ABINDA ZA’ACE SAI DAI ACE….
AMMA YAU DAI BAZANYI WANKA BA..
NACE BAZANYI BA FAH
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When you dating a 2000 then you introduce her to your mom after she goes like ‘Shine maka Bae shine’
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makhi Waka o tlabile shata a re dikgogo tsa gage di ya shota 
#lockdawn kunzima
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Karfa kayi Dariya 
wani mutumine ya na sai da kilishi sai yayi kilishi sai aka yi hadari mai alamun ruwa sai aka fara ruwa sai ya kwashe kilishinsa sai aka dauke ruwan aka faso rana mai karfeee sai ya maida shi cikin rana lokacin sallah yayi sai aka shiga sallah yana cikin sallah aka dawo da ruwa masu tsananin karfii sai da aka kammala sallah sai yafito ya kalli sama ya kalli kilishinsa sai yaga duk yajike kuli kulin duk ya wanke sai yake cewa “kuma mutum yayi magana ace wuta zashi “
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Nagana Go Fisa So,O Imelwa Ke Mpa Ya Go Ganiwa
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gaskiya kin hadu sosai bantaba ganin diya mai kyau irinki ba aduniyar nan
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