When ur weak u will get to know three types:some who will leave u directly
Some who will stay with u not because they love u but cuz they have benefits
And some who will pick u up and help u to be strong have a nice evening
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A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “A Spanish girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a Spanish girl!!”
“Oh, that,” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we’ll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a boy or a girl!”
Dating a 200m kids
Him: Bbe Can I see u today
Her: Tsi Tsi tsi Jooooohn Ceeeeeena tsi tsi
Him: What that now????
Her: You cant see me!!
Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.
Good morning.
Start your day with a smile & lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok and full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
Happy moments praise God,
difficult moments seek God,
quiet moments worship God,
painful moments trust God,
every moment thank God,
Good Morning
On Sunday mornings, as the dawn burned into day,
swarms of gulls descended on the uncollected trash,
hovering and dropping in the cold clear light.
Good morning
Good Morning
Luck is not in your hands..
But decision is in your hands
Your decision can make luck,
but luck can never make your decision.
So always trust yourself.
Have a nice day
Good morning let us put fate to god everything shall
Go well as we needed
Amazing Calendar
*(2018)*
01-01-2018 Sunday
02-02-2018 Sunday
03-03-2018 Sunday
04-04-2018 Sunday
05-05-2018 Sunday
06-06-2018 Sunday
07-07-2018 Sunday
08-08-2018 Sunday
09-09-2018 Sunday
10-10-2018 Sunday
11-11-2018 Sunday
12-12-2018 Sunday
Interesting….
Jesus is coming like it or not .The reality is that it is true though other people would say it been a long time preaching by our fore fathers but it still remains so be prepared waite for His coming end of time have arrived.
Its necessary to have an underwear
but not necessary to show it off.
If you ask me how long
I’ll be your friend ?
My answer will be …
I don’t know because
I really don’t know
which one is longer. ..
Forever or Always ..
Friends are priceless but you need to select wisely
After taking photos, the photographer says to the school headmaster “these will cost $250”
*headmaster to teachers: “tell the pupils to bring $2 each for the photos”
*teachers to pupils: “tell yo parents that we want $5 for the photos”
*pupils to parents: “mummy,the teacher said
we shud take $10 for the school photos”
*mother to husband: “honey, these money hungry schools. ..imagine junior’s teacher told him to take $30 for the school photo”
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And u think corruption will end???