a dirty joke
a white horse fell in the mud
a clean Joke
it took a bath
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Qualities that a woman looks for in a man
(1)brave
(2)intelligent
(3)gentle
(4)polite
(5)emotional
(6)nice
(7)innovative
(8)successful…….
put all de first letters together and send me what you got…..
Reading old messages and realizing how much you miss that person.
Don’t wake up with the regret of
what you couldn’t accomplish yesterday.
Wake up while thinking about
what you will be able to achieve today.
Good morning.
Take the good with the bad,
smile when you are sad,
love what you’ve got and remember what you had.
Always forgive but not forget,
learn from your mistakes never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
but just remember, life goes on.
For this coming new year I am not wishing anybody anything:
– If you want health, see the Doctor;
– If you want money, go to work;
– If you want a lover, be honest and sincere in your relationships;
– If you want success, be patient and perseverant;
– If you want happiness, make your neighbours happy.
Please I am sorry, excuse me.
Let each and everyone be responsible in 2018.
Poverty is an illwind that kills while you are still breathing. ]
It is called genoquacism.
Life is a journey, it has ups and downs.
You fall and rise bt still soldier on.
No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Often in life we forget the things we should remember
and remember the things we should forget.
Age is sn issue of mind over matter
if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter
How long have you been holding all those words in your head,
hoping to use them?
The language of friendship is not words,
but meanings.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
!!!!!!GONE TOO SOON!!!!!!
It is my great sympathy to inform u about the death of our beloved friend and well known gentleman called Mr. 2017 he survived with 12 wives(months), 52 children(weeks) and 365 grand children (days). funeral will take place on Sunday 31st December at 23 59 hrs for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2018 have a wonderful festive SEASON……….
“In our neighbourhood there was a woman who used to steal a lot,she stole everything she came accross.
One day she got sick and went to the doctor,the doctor left her in his room for few minutes.as per her habits,she thought “What can i steal?”
Luckly there was meat on a tupperware on the table and she ate all of it,thinking it was BiltoN.
When the Doctor returned,he noticed that the tupperware was empty and asked her:”Didn’t u see the Foreskins of the boys I’ve just cut This Morning??