A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 AM & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health.”
*Police:* Really….??? Sounds interesting… Who is giving that lecture at this time of night???
*Man replies*, “My wife!!!”
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Music reaches a point where it is called old school.
Cars of the old are termed Vintages clothing lines reach a point where they are said to be out of Fashion. Technologies of the old they say it’s now obsolete.
Even food has a Best Before date, it expires. All things come to a point that they are considered to be useless and outdated. But I’m happy that there is a Man called JESUS who does not change with time, nor does He become obsolete.
The same Jesus who was preached by Paul is the same Jesus we preach today The GOD whom Abraham served is the same GOD whom we serve today.
Our GOD doesn’t change; He is the same, yesterday, today and forever. (Heb 13:8). WE HAVE A GREAT & AWESOME GOD WHO IS NOT CHANGED BY THE TIMES BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO CHANGES THE TIMES
GOOD MORNING Sunshine’s
Have a nice day
Do your best to approach your goals
Never blame yourself for a mistake
but yourself about the mistake and
why you didn’t it?
May this lovely morning brings a new fragrance of
romance in your life and fills your heart with love.
Good morning!!
To all those broken people:
Your relationship ended. Not your life.
So wipe your tears, seek the great things and keep living
Put a frog into a vessel fill with water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water begins to rise, the frog adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps adjusting its body temperature with the increasing temperature of the water. Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog cannot adjust anymore. At this point the frog decides to jump out. The frog tries to jump but it is unable to do so because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature. Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Think about it!
I know many of us will say the boiling water. But the truth about what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people & situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust & when we need to move on. There are times when we need to face the situation and take appropriate actions.
If we allow people to exploit us physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually or mentally they will continue to do so.
Let us decide when to jump!
Let’s jump while we still have the strength.
A failure is a success only if you
learn from the mistakes you did..
IN LIFE THERE ARE MANY CHALLENGES WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE YOUR CHALLENGES WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ON WHAT YOU ARE.
I loved them but all i got is nothing
I don’t regret it because i did my best
I wonder wish i could go back to my mothers womb
and be newly created huuhh!!!
Sometimes it is better to have tears in our hands
rather than a fake smile on the face
How Good Are You In Maths?
Solve If u r a Genious!
40+40×0+1=?
You cant face the problem
if your problem is your face
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people.
Do what you love and love what you do.
How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs