Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.”
The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.”
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. “William,” she said, “the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
“Arnold,” she said, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He’s a pain!”
“But David,” she said, “the chicken was delicious!”
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Why don’t Polish women breastfeed their babies?
Answer because it hurts so much when they boil their nipples
You can wake up and say
“Good Morning, God” or
“Good God, it’s morning”
When someone is in a bad mood,
look them in the eyes and
tell them to smile.
They will always smile and
cheer up a bit.
Good Morning.
Good morning💌:
Never lose hope.
Good things will come. Soon
Do You Know That GRAVITY
Is Stronger At Morning?
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It Is Proven In The Fact Its So Hard To Get Up From The Bed.. =P
Good Morning
A simple formula for happy life.
Never try to defeat anyone,
Just try to win everyone,
Don’t laugh at anyone
but laugh with everyone.
Good Morning
Don’t be upset and caught up with things or people you cannot change.
Instead, move on, let go and concentrate on what you can change.
Things that enhance your life.
You deserve to be happy
GOOD MORNING
Good morning.
Start your day with a smile &
lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok &
full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
Don’t Give Up✨:
Please remember there’s always a light at the end of that dark tunnel.
In the era of internet you don’t need a well filled mind, you just got google for that, what is mostly needed is a mind which accepts uncertainty!
Gambling is not god
We have to kick out
In this country
To be clean
And peace of mine,,,,
God will make a way for you,..
Yes YOU the one reading this,
He will get you that job
He will heal that sickness
He will promote you
He will lift you up He will expand your business
He will defeat your enemies
He will create the opportunity
and seal the deal God will make that way
Glory to God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! *If you believe it,
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comment “AMEN”
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Love begins in a moment, grows over time,
and lasts for eternity.
I dnt knw y am going tru a lot,
buh i knw dat my God will never let me down.
Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May Almighty God be with you, guide and protect you in the hand of your physical and spiritual enemies.
Weak people Revenge, Strong people forgive while intelligent people ignore