Material and Money is not the best way to have a happy relationship…. For a good couple who really loves each other… QUALITY TIMES is enough…
Give them attention; Shows them affection and Let them feel your appreciation…. your happiness will be for real
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Some people won’t love you no matter what you do.
And some people won’t stop loving you
no matter what you do.
Go where the love is!
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As I Open My Eyes Each Day,
All I Want To See Is You.
Good Morning! My Dear,
I Sent You Hugs And Kisses In
My Thoughts. Hope You Feel It
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When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything
and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”
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Sometimes, the hardest thing and
the right thing are the same.
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Whatever you’re facing today,
keep going.
Keep moving.
Keep hoping.
Keep pressing on.
There is victory on the other side!
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“Do not look at yourself with disgust, you are a gift to this earth.
You are beautiful, you are a light, an energy, an essence. You are nature herself.”
— Heidi Pickett
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You don’t need everything to enjoy life.
You already have life to enjoy everything
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: Three. Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: Ten dollars.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years.
Lady: So one pack is $10 and you’ve been smoking three packs a day, which puts your monthly spend at $900. In one year it would’ve been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Yes.
Lady: If you spend $10,800 a year, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your total spend at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Yes.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after calculating compound interest for the past 15 years, you could’ve by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Yes. Oh! Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where’s your fucking Ferrari?
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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you “are you
sleeping?”
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You’re making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying to
do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom, wet; ”did you just have
a bath?”
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
”going up?”
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
sees you and ask; ”what are you
doing here?”
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ”Plz can I get
you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Ans:…..??????!!!!
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If after Dating a guy for 5-8 years,He leaves you for someone else.
My sister take a taxi to his house and ask him for an Award for Long Service
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If you cheated on her and she dumps you then
after few month you ask for love back and
she agrees, just know she’s gonna pay revenge..
it’s her turn now my nigga.
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Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked
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The sweetest place is to be in someones thoughts
and the safest place is to be in someones heart.
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Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight…
That even air couldn’t fill the space between us!!!
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Things will be okey
Everything will be fixed
Our dreams will come true
And our wounds will heal
We need to keep believing
Have faith and passion
Allah is with us 💜
Nighty sweet dreams and prayer that will come true inshallah
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