My Girlfriend Told Me To Delete My Fb Or She Is Leaving…
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Guys Be Right Back Let Me Help Her To Pack Her Bags..

Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..

Next Month im getting married
With or without a Wife.

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”