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If nothing seems to be right….. 😮
GO left… Simple as that 😄😄

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My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔

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Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on

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Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers

So guys Be true 😄😄

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my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 😪

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If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right??? 😄

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Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄

Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

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Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎

Peace : 😕 who, me??

Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌

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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 😊 which tense is that learners 😅

Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 🙆

Teacher : 😲😲

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Ladies who are 29years today,
next year they will be 3years😉😉.
Aunty are you afraid of 30s??😞😞
Let me be going

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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””

I got detection after asking which end

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Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update

No one asks for it

it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again

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Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

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Some people are like old TV

They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture

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