I Hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving

This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something

Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!

Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂
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Until you ask them, “Why does it smell ?”. Then you won’t get an answer.

Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

dont understand why ladies cross their legs whenever they seat..
I mean What is the purpose of wearing expensive penties??

My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones
just because I removed her phone from silent

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you

Why Do Women Think it’s Ok To Get Home After A Long Day , Greet A Nigga Then Take Off The Wig Like it’s Nothing ? 😨😰 So This Wig is Meant For The Streets 😕😒 While i Deal With All The Evil Under it At Home

I really hate it when 2000 kids uses makeup instead of their baby powder