The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding

There’s someone out there who thinks
your Ex is normal and loyal just imagine

Being broke is tough..
I once bathed with sunlight liquid.
Went to town and it rained,
there I was, covered in bubbles in front of everyone 😣

Since the day I caught my landlord banging his neighbours wife,
I ‘ve not been paying rent for 6 months now

Your girlfriend want you to buy her an expensive weave
on Valentines day because love is in the hair😍

You’ve not met crazy people until you meet someone
who says “lol” in real life

A child was born and he was very dark and ugly.
Angels gave him wings and the child softly asked: ‘Am i a fairy?’
and the angels replied : ‘ Nigger please, you are a Bat!!!

People with iPhones can’t send music. They just send a screenshot of them listening to the song. What must we now do? Beatbox!?😒

Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo

Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

you just won 50 million💰 and your ex needs R49 million for a kidney transplant.
Which colour are you gonna choose for your Lamborghini??

When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..