Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!

When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!

If you can’t solve a financial problem with at least 3 phone calls,
Then you need to change your circle of friends.

Confuse yr enemies
Makhi : what are studying at varsity?
Me: I’m studying mechanical engineering
bachelor of Education in LLB and Pharmacy
with bachelor of arts under occupational
therapy and dentistry in bachelors of
science at UWC and TUT
Makhi: So u’ll finish when?
Me: Due to unfortunate and unforeseeable
circumstantial events it seems like it’ll be
affected by the results of economical ,
technological and political changes in the
world of the education as whole but……
Makhi: whoo whoo stop!!!

Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..

Women are naturally expensive.
So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic.
Just go for the one you can afford with your coins! Stay in your lane🙌

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie

Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave

Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..

Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it