When a superman flies, he’s a superman
but when my granny flies she’s a witch
let’s be fair guys

Just Because You found Him/Her at Church doesn’t mean S/he’s the One, Demons👹 go to Church too! ✋

The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week

My gf caught me kissing her sister💏…..
She is now boiling water💦🍵…
I think she’s making tea for us

There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.

Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”

A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,

But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.

Question: “What Is Will Power?”

Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“

At PVR

“One Chicken Burger Please…..”

“Sir, Do You Want Me To Vomit?…”

“What ?”

“Shall I Vomit Sir?”

(30 Seconds Of Looooong Pause….)

“Oh Ya Ya Please…… Please Warm It…”

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.

Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend

Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking

Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*

Wife: I am the book of your life…
Husband: Yes exactly you are right…
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

Just because I am a man doesn’t mean
I should be able to kill a snake.
My sister, I can scream louder than you.

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*