I just love South African
university’s, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥

– Public Hospital: And Then You??

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing

If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.

Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro

I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room

Zulu boy in USA

Zulu : hi my name is Abel

White man : wow what a nice English name…

Zulu boy : no its short for “Abelungubazobuyisanmhlabanini”

Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏

And they say “what men can do women can do it better”
As if they can urinate through a window of a moving bus

Two Days in A Relationship,
You Already Need 5K Urgently
is That The Registration Fee?🙆

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.