Being Kissed By Your Girl Whilst you Sleeping
means she wants to confirm
if you are really asleep so she can search your Phone .
Nothing like being romantic😕

Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭

I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

To those who type “Meh” insted of “Me

Are You Goats?😑

So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔

I Don’t Care Whether We Started Dating 10min Ago ”
I Can’t Live Without You And We’ve Been Through A Lot”

When you are facing challenges and problems,
just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say
“if I can handle this, I can handle anything that comes my way” 💪

If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!

Women: Communication is key

Men : what’s wrong?

Women : Nothing. Goodnight

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕

There’s always that guy who cares about your well-being
and makes you laugh 😍 …
And then there’s your Boyfriend. Yerr🙄

Whn U Thought U Have An Important Message Thn Boom💥
“Say Hi To Your New Facebook Friend”

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.

Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it