Sometimes I wonder what happened to people
who asked me for directions.!!

The only problem of being a visitor is not knowing
where to hang your underwears!

Nobody cheats like a Guy who always respond with
“Prblm is u don’t trust me”… To ur accusations

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

Cant wait to have my own Home
so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box

When posting in engrish please check your speiling property

Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die

I want to open a crèche so
I can beat my exs children

Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke 😏
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way

I remember the Day I was Born…
Yoooh I was Crying Guys…

IT guys are weak,they can’t even hack the Calender
and delete 14 February😏

2 Hours In A Relationship You Already Need R500 Urgently.
Is That A Registration Fee?✋

Valentines day is for White people.
Black people must just wait for Black Friday