Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊
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always ask yourself who is she comparing you to

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

I think Facebook should send notifications like :
Donald Trump and 7 others just ignored your post,
would you like to unfriend them??

Arguing with your dark skin guy is a problem
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Him : You will never see me again
then he switches off the light 💡

We Ugly Guys We Don’t Cheat.💔
We Know The Struggle Of Getting A Girlfriend

i Pretend As if Everything is Fine ,
But Deep Down i Know That i Want A Gun

Nobody Views Your WhatsApp Status
Faster Than Your Ex

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming

I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.

I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can
and I didn’t kick it……..
Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse

Other girls🤦 want friends so they can wear their clothes💯
& take selfies!

That PAIN!
When you take a selfie with her, then she hides your damn FACE!🤦 with an 😐Emoji..! 😭💔

There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!