She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

During Sex..
Vilage girl:You are not wearing
condom?
Man:Yes
Village girl:Hope you are not HIV
positive?
Man:No am not
Village girl:Good…I dont want to
get that thing again
Man:Faints

If a girl changes clothes in front of you, then she’s either really interested, or thinks of you as just a friend.

Or hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

When you trying to be romantic by throwing
your
bae in bed and her head accidentally hits the
wall and she starts crying

This story touched my heart hope will touch
yours.
wife was in bed with her lover when she
heard her husband’s john key in the door.
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so
drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed
with me.” Sure enough,
the john lurched into bed none the wiser,
but a few minutes later,
through a drunken haze, he saw six feet
sticking out at the end of the bed.
John turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six
feet in this bed.
There should only be four. What’s going
on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk
you miscounted.
Get out of bed and try again. You can see
better from over there.
” John climbed out of bed and counted.
“One, two, three, four. You’re right, you
know.”

Ugly girls be like
Him: Hi
Her: What???
Him: nothing, how are you?
Her: please i don’t have time just talk i
want to go somewhere else
Him: Sorry, i just wanted to ask you where
can i find beautiful girls

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got
washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.
WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should
know what you are And once you know
what you are Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND: The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why
doesn’t it rain on you?
WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there
too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.
Mention your friends

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

Dear Taxi Drivers:

I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily…
Hey maths is killing us shem

Let’s kill English
Me : i passed away here yesterday
where were you?

This Is A Quote From Baba Saxidas Book Titled, How To Live Longer

Never Reject Any Girl In Your Life,

B’coz A Gud Girl Gives You Hapiness,

And A Bad Girl Gives You Experience,

Both Are Essential In Life…

So Enjoy Every Girl.