Yo Dad , Listen Man I’m Not Ready To Be A Ndod’ .. Y’all Call The Uncles And Tell Them We Not Doing That Shit This Year , That Shit Can Pass Me i Ain’t About That Life” .. Skrr Skrr

Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours

I’m sorry if my posts offend you.
They are just as random as the people you sleep with!

Have you ever looked so “stunning”
that you felt like you disrespected your outfit by getting on a Taxi

I finally saw her in the morning without Snapchat filters, Indeed Satan came to DECEIVE ME..
Yoh!! 😟

These days sitting in the toilet🚽 playing with your phone📱
is more enjoyable than being in a relationship!! 💔

Never lend money to a lady you ain’t dating.
Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.😂😂😂

Its their business tu!!!!!😂

BREAKING NEWS💔💔😢
A man in Limpopo killed himself and run away!!!!
Cops are investigating the matter😂

If your girlfriend 💁 comes home from school
and
says “School was fun..”
She is cheating!
My brother 👌 there is nothing ✋ fun about school!
She is
dating 💑 the lecturer.

There is no privacy in this country anymore.. How can i be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says
“Uncle scroll back,, i did not see that girl’s picture well”😞

Imagine The iPhone That I Bought With My Own Money
Is Correcting My English😕