Dating a guy on social media without seeing each other
is like having a spiritual husband!

You Need 2 Stop Assuming That Every women
doing better Than You Is having a
“Sugar Daddy!”

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas.
Now they will be a family meeting for me.

78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂

You see your life now Idiot

A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂

😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..

The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January

You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend

imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”

i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth

– Limpopo People Are Loosing Their Culture ,
i Saw One Buying A Plane Ticket To Cape Town 😡

What Happened To Flying With A Broom ?

Why Do People Still Listen To 2Pac ? 😒
i Never Liked Him ,
i Think He is Overrated ..
Listening To His Music Gives Me A Headache 😪

Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home
Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs ..
Like Why They Didn’t Use Another Street ? 😒

There’s No Need For Them To Advertise Their Relationship Here