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1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you



imagine you accidentally post your nudes then boom,
battery finishes,charger breaks,
you take your moms charger then boom load shedding

If she randomly stop texting you, she got back with her boyfriend.
Move on village boy,
she didn’t even like you..!

Dear Future Husband
Baby
I’m Learning Cooking Only For You
After Marriage When You Will Get Angry With Me
I Will Cook For You .. ‘


I lose my world behind your love. ..
I feel my life in your touch …
You become my habit ….
Which I never want to leave.

this made me impatient for having a baby… 😛 <3
“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”


Dear God, no matter what is going on in my life
I thank you for the privilege of being alive today.


5 year old asked her big brother “What is Love?” one day.
He replied:” Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday
 and I still keep it in the same place. “

I could spend 30 minutes choosing an outfit
or read the menu twice and still not be sure
what to order.
You know, I am never sure of anything.
But I was so sure of you…

They told me that to make her fall in love,
I had to make her laugh.
But everytime she laughs,
I’m the one who falls in love.” —
Tommaso Ferraris


THE PREGNANT DEER – such a beautiful story !
In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.
At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.
What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!
What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters’ arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?
She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.
What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.
The sequence of events that follows are:
– Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
– He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
– It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
– The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.
In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on αll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.
Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.
Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.
The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.
Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?
In the midst of any storm, do keep faith on the Creator always. He will never ever disappoint you. NEVER.
Remember, He neither slumbers nor sleeps

One of the best I have read
.


God, I trust you with all of my heart.
Wherever you want me to go,
I will go.
Even if it’s not where I planned.
Lead me & I will follow.

Mistake is a single page of life but
relation is a complete book.
So don’t lose a full book for a single page.


No man succeeds without a good woman behind him.
Wife or Mother, if it’s both,
he is twice blessed.

One of the most amazing feelings
in the world is having someone fall in love with you
who you thought you never had a chance with.

The most attractive thing to me is effort.
Someone who really wants to talk to me,
see me and make me a part of their day.