*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa

That Hurtful Moment , When Someone Has Explained Something To You For 7 Times ,
But You Still Don’t Get it And You Hope That
They Forgive How Stupid You Are

When i Look At Some Of You ,
i Can Just Feel Your Parents’s Pain And Regret

if You Want To See Your Boyfriend’s True Colors ,
Just Say That “You Are Pregnant”

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

For All My Years On This Earth ..
it Was Only Yesterday That i Learned That “RAP” Stands For “RHYTHM AND POETRY” , I’m Ashamed

Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order

Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others